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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by zeitghostMorning.
Nah. One chip & a shedload of resistors.
It's not working though.
lots of coils an a powerful microwave transmitter.
Place coils around students head, stand student next to Microwave transmitter. Switch on. BingoConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostI did - then I forgot - attention span of a goldfish me
So if we insult you how long will you remember for?Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostDevelopers shouldn't test their own code!
Mine always passes, meets the technical design, and the functional specification. The fact that I write the functional specification, technical design and test script is a mere coincidence.
Hopefully once it has passed feature testing it can then be tested "properly"Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo if we insult you how long will you remember for?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostBored now...Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I hate it when food manufacturers suddenly change the composition of their packaging.
In an unexpected moment of cuisinary weakness, I went to microwave a organic packet soup (sorry Lucifer Box!) and walked away.
Big racket from the microwave with flashes of lightening and thunder. I thought I'd discovered the secret to life but sadly no, they'd used an aluminium lining.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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