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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    What was the last film you went to the cinema to watch?
    That one with the boy and his dragon.

    Not it wasn't.

    Throne of the yellow iris. Disaster of the golden tulip throne. Yellow flower king dynasty disaster.

    Some Chinese royal family thing with yellow flowers.
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      lunch time for me and the kids.

      Catch you later.

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        Originally posted by realityhack View Post
        What's your earliest memory?
        Looking at the axle of a lumber lorry from underneath as it pulled away from the kerb.

        (My Mum wasn't too happy with my brother for that little incident.)
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          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Did you cry when you watched Watership Down for the first time?
          "You've read the book!
          You've seen the film!
          Now EAT THE PIE!"

          No. That Farthing Wood cartoon did though. So did Bambi.
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            Originally posted by realityhack View Post
            Have you named someone else's pet?
            Yes.
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              Originally posted by DS23 View Post
              any lurkers?
              Probably.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                I got it I got it I got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                Well don't give it to me, you filthy sod.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  I got it I got it I got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                  #38000





                  Well done!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    If you could only eat one meal, over and over again, for the rest of your life, what would you eat?
                    "Today's Chef's Special" on the QE2.
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                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      What's your favourite quote? (that's a literary/political/rhetorical one, not a financial one, contractors!!!)
                      Hey ho and tiddley pom.
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