test please delete

[Diver]

and only 5 more to my 4.500 post

(for real this time)

[Diver]

Have to have a pee now though

[DS23]

Have you got a lifetime to spend on here?

well, durr! i'm trying to inspire some "drivel" for you. it always helps to have a theme to post endless loon on here.

[DS23]

Penis

Scar due to loss of foreskin


Satisfied

hang on - was that due to an accident / incident?

[Diver]

back again

[Diver]

hang on - was that due to an accident / incident?

Caught it in my zip and it got infected, so they chopped it off. go figure

I was a kid

[DS23]

here are hackers' questions from last night / this morning:

Describe a time when you were really properly frightened.

When was the last time you woke up with little recollection of the previous night's events?

Have you ever told someone you loved them, knowing you didn't mean it?

Have you ever provided an alibi for a mate?

Have you ever committed an act of vandalism?

Have you ever driven while under the influence, of anything?

Are you seriously considering emigrating in the next 10 years?

How many 'duvet days' have you pulled this year?

Do you donate to a charity on a regular basis?

Do you have an inbuilt 'bloke radar' that somehow gets you home after a
night on the tiles, regardless of how wasted you are, and wonder how the hell that works? (I know I do)

How many sexual partners have you had to date?

How many of those have been 'illicit' engagements?

Do you exercise regularly?

Have you ever been in a properly nasty road traffic accident?

Have you ever seen someone die in front of you?

Can you recall the first time you got drunk/stoned?

Did you ever tell a teacher to flip off at school?

What was the first album/single you bought with your own hard-earned pocket money?

Have you ever told a joke that completely killed the atmosphere at a party/team meeting/family gathering?

Have you ever given a speech at a wedding? (And how did it go?)

Would you consider yourself to be a manipulative person?

Name three things you are most proud of.

Do you regret splitting up with someone, to this day?

Have you ever drawn (or attempted to draw) a nude, life drawing, in front of you?

Which rock/pop star did you most relate to in your formative years?

Have you ever won a gold medal at anything (sport, chess club, anything)?

Have you ever betrayed a friend?

Do you fancy someone other than your significant other?

Have you ever, while knowing they were lying, caught someone out, publicly?

If you could be anyone, anyone in the world, in history, who would you be (if at all)?

Is there anyone you would unhesitatingly die for (Except for wife/family)?

Do you know that you've been in love with someone? (Ok, for the marrieds amongst us, that should be easy)

Do you think you have what it takes to take another man/woman's life to protect another?

Can you - right now - visually recall in your mind's eye - your first kiss?

Have you ever been in love with 2 people at the same time?

What would your last meal be if you were sentenced to death today?
have you ever suffered a major bereavement?

Let's just say that Death himself were to announce that he was going to end your life in 2 weeks time...

What would you spend that 2 weeks doing?

When was the last time you told one of your parents that you loved them?

What are your top 2 hobbies?

What age do you reckon you'll live to?

Have you ever killed anyone (accidentally or otherwise)?

Were you bullied at school?

Have you ever eaten one of those 'all you can eat' places out of food?

Did you genuinely believe your maths teacher was evil?

If you were forced to go back in time (a one-way ticket), which era would you settle in and why?

If you could have one super-power, what would it be?

Have you ever had a mentor?

Do you personally know an A-List celeb?

Has someone ever saved your life?

What is your favourite season/time-of-year and why? (this is a merge of two very similar questions)

Do you know your own IQ? If so, what is it (be honest)?

Can you bake a loaf of bread without reading a recipe?

Can you 'fluently' play a musical instrument?

Have you ever assaulted a police officer?

Have you changed a nappy?

Do you sleep on your side, your back, or lying on your front?

Do you wet-shave?

What was the last film you went to the cinema to watch?

What's your earliest memory

Did you cry when you watched Watership Down for the first time?

Have you named someone else's pet?

If you could only eat one meal, over and over again, for the rest of your life, what would you eat?

What's your favourite quote? (that's a literary/political/rhetorical one, not a financial one, contractors!!!)

Can you move your foot clockwise while drawing the number 6 in the air with your arm?

What animal/insect would you like to be for a day and why?

Have you ever climbed to the summit of a mountain?

[Diver]

Should hit a goodly number tonight but the granddaughters are staying over and will demand granddads 100% attention

[DS23]

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[Diver]

Missed these ones

Do you know your own IQ? If so, what is it (be honest)?
High but can't remember figure (will have to do online test and get back to it)

Can you bake a loaf of bread without reading a recipe?
Yes

Can you 'fluently' play a musical instrument?
No (am tone deaf) can't sing either

Have you ever assaulted a police officer?
Military police officer yes. civilian No

Have you changed a nappy?
Many many times