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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    When was the last time you woke up with little recollection of the previous night's events?

    Thursday
    Tuesday
    Monday
    Sunday
    Saturday
    Thursday

    Shall I continue? I'm on the bench. Drinking myself into oblivion is a (bad) way of sleeping.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
      Have you ever told someone you loved them, knowing you didn't mean it?
      Oh, yes.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Working on the roof of a house, pointing the stack.
        Walked along the crests and one of the crests broke.
        slid headfirst down the roof to the edge
        managed to get my thumbs in the plastic gutter and stop myself
        two of the plastic gutter brackets broke and I was left head down
        over the three story drop. waist at the edge of the roof and my arms fully stretched out grasping the wobbling creaking plastic gutter which had ripped away from the fascia.
        My brother-in-law held my brothers ankles and slid him down the roof so that he could grab mine.
        I climbed back up over their bodies and back to the crest.
        I couldn't get on another roof for weeks
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Have you ever provided an alibi for a mate?
          A fake one? Never have, never will.

          But I won't ask for one either.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Wednesday.


            Are you seriously considering emigrating in the next 10 years?

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              Originally posted by realityhack View Post
              Have you ever told someone you loved them, knowing you didn't mean it?
              Yes
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                Have you ever committed an act of vandalism?
                On a number of occasions. No arson, no graffitti, just destructive behaviour. Worst case? Destroying a set of school changing rooms such that they couldn't be used again.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                  Have you ever provided an alibi for a mate?
                  Yes
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                    Have you ever committed an act of vandalism?
                    No
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by realityhack View Post
                      Have you ever driven while under the influence, of anything?
                      No
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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