test please delete

[BrowneIssue]

No - my friend assures me that she's just not that sort of girl- that these things just happened. Anyway...

Uh huh.

I shagged Bo Derek. She said I was the greatest lover she's ever had. She was OK, I suppose.

I had to beat her off with a stick in the end.

[BrowneIssue]

Ooh!

cover me in sticky tape and rip it off

STOPPIT! STOPPIT! STOPPIT!

I like it!

[Diver]

We few, we happy few, soldier on whilst other posters lay abed

[realityhack]

Uh huh.

I shagged Bo Derek. She said I was the greatest lover she's ever had. She was OK, I suppose.

I had to beat her off with a stick in the end.

Sure, and my contractor mate may be talking a load of tulip - but from the looks of him this week and by the fact he never says anything like this, and how animated he was about all this when we went for a smoke break - I'd say he was on the level.

Terrible really, bad lad.

[BrowneIssue]

I am going to hit the next round number in my post count and toddle off to bed (I think)

#37673





Well done!

[Diver]

KING HENRY V:
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whilst any speak
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

[Diver]

Ooh! I missed that

[Diver]

Given me a new lease of life that has

[BrowneIssue]

One client site I was at had a posh house in the City as its poshest offices. There was a flat on the top floor.

Apparently, the two bods tasked with setting up the board room each morning were caught getting the sheets creased.

That would have been hushed up, but the cleaners said they had to wait for this couple to finish every morning so they could re-make the bed.

[Diver]

I come over all funny now I ave