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Originally posted by realityhack View PostAnyway - my contractor friend told me all about this and he reckons she's one of the nicest, most beautiful, most tender lovers (despite being utterly wasted and tired) that he's ever met. Lucky guy.
"She was crap in bed but I was p!ssed and so was she."
Hmm.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostMurderer!
Dail -----RSPCA please
It will treated with the contempt it deserves.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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No drivel here.
So - any good jokes?
Any comments on immigration?
House prices?
Racism?
Gender Equality?
Religion?
Politics?
Taxation?
We could provide TPDers with updates along these lines from General so they never have to leave TPD. Just a thought...Comment
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You do realize. based on the content of these post's we are all eligible for committal under the mental health actConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by realityhack View Post... to see one of our cats polish off the last stick insect out of an upturned vivarium. Nice. Like living cat-twiglets.
Stoppit!!! The wife's asleep!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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I am going to hit the next round number in my post count and toddle off to bed (I think)Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostProven fact. I am little danger to othersDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostYou do realize. based on the content of these post's we are all eligible for committal under the mental health actComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOK. Fairy 'nuff.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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