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[Diver]

Arrr. She's so cute, giggling with those sleep kitten eyes.

Nope. Got away with it!

Cobblers... now she wants a cup of tea...

You lucky sod!

My wife would have battered me

[BrowneIssue]

So I've found myself in the night shift?

Yeah, it's great. You get a higher rate on the night shift.

(Don't tell the dayies.) (Do we have a sort-of-derogatory-word for the day shift?)

[realityhack]

Welcome realityhack, to the nighttime lunatic and drivelers society

I'm not a stranger to drivel. It's an honour to contribute to the madly spiraling post-count of TPD.

This week, I went to work for one day commando-in-a-suit.

I'm likely to share more drivel with the world as I've had a few wife-beaters this evening.

[realityhack]

By wife-beaters you should know what I mean and It's nice to hear a married man speak about how cute his wiffy is... fair play.

[BrowneIssue]

I only drink it with cream, and we got cream (the wrong cream)

"Oh, but Mother! You know I don't like the caviare at The Ritz. Why can't we go to Claridges?"

[Diver]

we have set sleeping arrangements. not separate beds.

She sleeps at the front of the house where she can't hear me typing, and I don't sleep at the back

(no! it's not a typo) I do of course join her after the sandman's been

[realityhack]

Oh, and I went to work 2 days in a row wearing the same clothes. Sans boxers the second day. I have absolutely no idea where they are.

[Diver]

Yeah, it's great. You get a higher rate on the night shift.

(Don't tell the dayies.) (Do we have a sort-of-derogatory-word for the day shift?)

Normal people ?

[Diver]

"Oh, but Mother! You know I don't like the caviare at The Ritz. Why can't we go to Claridges?"

Peasant

[realityhack]

Normal people ?

Normal is a derogatory word.