I wish I could have a bottle of wine tonight....down the pub...
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Sorry! it's me that she wanted to dietOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostAhhhh thats good!!!
All wives should be told that
However, all brides will ignore it

She's cuddly and I like her that way. Every time she diets, I buy her favorite junk food and leave it lying around (she has not the will power to resist
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Originally posted by Diver View PostSorry! it's me that she wanted to diet
She's cuddly and I like her that way. Every time she diets, I buy her favorite junk food and leave it lying around (she has not the will power to resist
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Sorry
ha ha ha - surely she loves you just as you are too?!!! After all these years she must!!!
ha ha you are evil!!! (But she's love you loads for it)
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I get told that all the time. Sometimes, it can just be too much for a girl.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostIt's all about portion size like (or so I'm learning!)Comment
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I detect a hint of worry in that post (desperation even)Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostStill got some way to go, Diver!
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Work in burger king do youOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI get told that all the time. Sometimes, it can just be too much for a girl.
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