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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Your wife and mine seem to have the same opinion of cuk
    I have never let mine actually see what goes on here. I just told her that it was geek stuff so she has stayed well away.

    She recognises the layout of the website so she knows to recoil in horror when she sees it.

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      The power to verbally and mentally abuse all of those around you. <---insane laughter
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
        I have never let mine actually see what goes on here. I just told her that it was geek stuff so she has stayed well away.

        She recognises the layout of the website so she knows to recoil in horror when she sees it.
        Wife a geek unfortunately, understands all too well
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Mrs Gonzo, your husband is a muppet.

          By the way, is it true that men with big noses have big
          Indeed - the gene (the name of which now escapes me) which dictates the size of one's nose, is also responsible for determining the size of ones ears and knob (and, I think, digital growth)...

          HTH
          Last edited by EqualOpportunities; 30 November 2007, 00:33. Reason: Poor punctuation
          The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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            Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
            Indeed - the gene (which, the name of now escapes me) which dictates the size of one's nose, is also responsible for determining the size of ones ears and knob (and, I think, digital growth)...

            HTH
            How does that work with me then? I'm still on Analog
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              How does that work with me then? I'm still on Analog
              For an educated guy, you speak fluent tulip.
              The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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                Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
                Indeed - the gene (the name of which now escapes me) which dictates the size of one's nose, is also responsible for determining the size of ones ears and knob (and, I think, digital growth)...

                HTH
                Is that the Gene Wilder, the Gene Pitney, or the Gene Kelly?

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                  Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
                  For an educated guy, you speak fluent tulip.
                  Years of practice mate
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
                    For an educated guy, you speak fluent tulip.
                    I think my sense of humor may be too subtle
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Years of practice mate
                      <bow>

                      Ah, Sensei

                      </bow>
                      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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