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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    More importantly - I endured, prevailed, and in the true spirit of contracting - I managed to invoice and clock up a full day's hours.

    But I feel like death warmed up.
    Then I recommend a kebab.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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      Originally posted by Diver View Post
      Then why do women scream, Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! at me when I make love to them
      Because you're not putting enough drugs in their drinks?
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Here's a more formatted league:

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          Right, that'll do for another day

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            See ya Zeity
            #34743





            Well done!
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Nearly caught up...
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post
                Is it mine?


                YES - MY FIRST TPD PALI
                #34843





                Well done!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by Apache View Post
                  Does 1 count as a palindrome?
                  Checks rules ...

                  No.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by Apache View Post
                    Right - first one to 35000
                    ? There can only be one!
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                      and what's so wrong about naked posting?
                      That depends upon the material you have as a seat covering.

                      Cloth stains.

                      PVC gets sticky.

                      Leather goes smelly.

                      Plastic gets sweaty.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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