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    I've just had a few posts over in "General"..

    They're not happy are they

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      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Sadly I've never starred on Y*uP**n yet...
      Surely there can't be two giant alien lizards out there?

      I'm sure I saw something with two willies the other night.
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        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Sadly I've never starred on Y*uP**n yet...
        You should keep that ambition under your hat too..... at least until date 3 or 4... make it date 4, most girls have a 3 date rule anyway!
        Bazza gets caught
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          Originally posted by zeitghost
          I've been working, I'll have you know... I've now seen two students this morning...

          I've been sorting out a mikroC compiler thingie with one of them... and the PicStartPlus programmer thingie...

          It all works.

          As long as I'm logged in as an administrator.

          I don't understand this admin stuff in XP...
          Were they pretty female students ?

          Just curious

          More details and photo's if possible please

          Or does this put you in a compromising position ?

          If So! More details and photo's if possible please
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            I've just had a few posts over in "General"..

            They're not happy are they
            They're only happy when they're fighting.
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              Originally posted by zeitghost
              It was a step forward from the Z80 CP/M Tatung Einstein with WordStar(tm) that I used for the purpose prior to that.
              Before my time (snigger)
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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                You should keep that ambition under your hat too..... at least until date 3 or 4... make it date 4, most girls have a 3 date rule anyway!
                A friend of mine had his video camera stolen.

                Which contained a video of him and his girlfriend.

                Which she didn't (and still doesn't) know he was taking.

                He lived in fear for a while of finding it online...
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                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  She's in a building about 300 yards & 7 or 8 floors away...

                  I alarmed her back in the summer when I nearly collapsed in her office after walking all the way down there & running up the stairs...

                  Note to self: avoid running up the stairs...
                  Had you heard she was in need of a good lizard?
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                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    A friend of mine had his video camera stolen.

                    Which contained a video of him and his girlfriend.

                    Which she didn't (and still doesn't) know he was taking.

                    He lived in fear for a while of finding it online...
                    What a tosser! Fancy not telling her.... how bloody horrific!
                    Bazza gets caught
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                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      She's in a building about 300 yards & 7 or 8 floors away...

                      I alarmed her back in the summer when I nearly collapsed in her office after walking all the way down there & running up the stairs...

                      Note to self: avoid running up the stairs...
                      Note to self, avoid all women that require more than a mediocum of effort or cost
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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