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[BrowneIssue]

I see.

Nothing's ever as straightforward as it seems.

I once got a really bad papercut from some continuous stationery. It hurt for THREE days.

[BrowneIssue]

They want high tech backup (like emergency breathing supply) and high visibility to see what they are doing, pussies

Not the sort of chaps to sew their own leg back on then?

[Diver]

That picture of me in my avatar is one of the very few times I have had visibility at all. and that was a promo shot for Exmouth Commercial Diving School. (No longer trading sadly)

[BrowneIssue]

I once got a small carpet burn from grovelling under a desk struggling with a cable.

[Diver]

Not the sort of chaps to sew their own leg back on then?

The don't even have to sew up the tears in their woolly bears (diving joke)

[Diver]

I once got a small carpet burn from grovelling under a desk struggling with a cable.

I once had bad carpet burn on both knees, but the burns on hers were worse

[BrowneIssue]

I also got a bad back for a while from working with my feet on the desk.

[BrowneIssue]

I've had some quite embarrassing tellings off.

[BrowneIssue]

I fell down some stairs when I was drunk after a works party. That hurt a bit.

[BrowneIssue]

About the most dangerous thing I've ever done is commute to work.