test please delete

[Diver]

Keep posting BI

[BrowneIssue]

I gently steer Alf and the terrier away from the heat and explain quietly that he has 2 yards of detonation cord

OMIGOD!

I thought the punch line was that he was a run-of-the-mill thieving toe-rag that pinched some of your rope!

around his waste and another length around the neck of his mutt.
Life can be so invigorating sometimes

[BrowneIssue]

Keep posting BI

Yes, Boss.

[Diver]

I understand the PCG supported the North Sea divers in their strike last year.

I don't think North Sea divers should have to go on strike.

"Why all the giggling? Is it nitrous oxide you're breathing?"

"No, I'm an oil rig diver and I my conditions of service and pay are embarrassingly good. Ha, ha, ha."

Had a North sea diver working for me on the Uskmouth power station job.
Lost his bottle on the first day when he found out he had to do underwater cutting with a thermic lance in nil vis and a 6 knot current. pussies the lot of em

[BrowneIssue]

Keep posting BI

You're the second person this evening (evening! hah!) to tell me that!

[BrowneIssue]

Had a North sea diver working for me on the Uskmouth power station job.
Lost his bottle on the first day when he found out he had to do underwater cutting with a thermic lance in nil vis and a 6 knot current. pussies the lot of em

Oh.

[Diver]

Clear water divers!

[BrowneIssue]

Had a North sea diver working for me on the Uskmouth power station job.
Lost his bottle on the first day when he found out he had to do underwater cutting with a thermic lance in nil vis and a 6 knot current. pussies the lot of em

So is their reputation down to the oil / gas companies having really good marketing departments? Bigging it all up?

[BrowneIssue]

Clear water divers!

I see.

Nothing's ever as straightforward as it seems.

[Diver]

They want high tech backup (like emergency breathing supply) and high visibility to see what they are doing, pussies