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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    I cannot buy hydrogen peroxide from the chemist any more (used for cleaning wounds) because I might make a bomb
    Do you think it might be because of government lobbying by the cosmetics industry?

    Going blonde using peroxide is VERY cheap. Going blonde at the hairdressers must cost loadsa money.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      At some point this evening I went past 1,000 TPD posts.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        At some point this evening I went past 1,000 TPD posts.
        And clocked up another palindrome.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Had a newbie diver working for me on the Barry job.
          Just blown a trench in the bedrock for the pipeline, sent him down to check trench.
          two minutes later
          Diver - Surface, Trench seems to be ok. bit of rubble in the bottom. (pause) I've found something.
          Me. -What! what have you found?
          Diver -It's like a big sausage?
          Me- has it got anything sticking out of the end of it, check carefully and don't pull on it or knock it (very calm but definitely panicky voice)?
          Diver -yes! (Scared coz I know something is seriously wrong voice)
          Me- Move very carefully to the edge of the trench and place the sausage down on the rim. MAKE SURE IT CAN NOT ROLL OR MOVE AND DO NOT BANG THE END WITH THE BIT STICKING OUT
          Diver- Surface I've done that?
          Me- move away from it and were pulling you up (PHEW)
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            At some point this evening I went past 1,000 TPD posts.
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              Diver -It's like a big sausage?
              Me- has it got anything sticking out of th end of it, check carefully and don't pull on it or knock it (very calm but definitely panicky voice)?
              I take it this is closely related to the blitzing of Swansea a few decades back by our sausage eating friends? Only it wasn't a promotional Bratwurst, was it?
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                I take it this is closely related to the blitzing of Swansea a few decades back by our sausage eating friends? Only it wasn't a Bratwurst, was it?
                No, it was one of the charges that should have gone of with the shock wave hitting the mercury det, even had the firing cable been cut by a premature previous charge
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    It is these Little incidents and accidents that keep tedium at bay
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      No, it was one of the charges that should have gone of with the shock wave hitting the mercury det, even had the firing cable been cut by a premature previous charge
                      Oo-er.

                      BTW have you come across the Blaster Bates stories?
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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