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    #id
    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    I've also got to move the printer to the other end of the room.
    That's more at my level.
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      #id
      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      That computer is then going to the church in my parent's village, for the youth club to mess about with.
      They'll only use it to look at porn.
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        #id
        Originally posted by Jog On View Post
        Hello
        Hi
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          #id
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Hello everybody
          Hi
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            #id
            Originally posted by Jog On View Post
            And now random poeple in the internet cafe are asking me to help them log into their computers - do I have tech support written on my forehead or something??
            No, you have it written on a post-it I stuck on your back as I walked past.
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              #id
              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              We've got steak pie tonight.
              <Homer Simpson> Mmmmmmm, pie........ </Homer Simpson>
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                #id
                Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                Don't want to mess that one up. Will you be drinking the obligatory bottle of wine that always goes with cooking a roast?

                Put about 1/2 a glass in the gravy and the rest in the chef - that's how I do it anyway
                That much in the gravy?
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                  #id
                  Originally posted by Bear View Post
                  You know - tidying the office is quite boring
                  I find it quite therapeutic. I sometimes use it as an excuse not to do work
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                    #id
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    They're hot.... take my word for it!!

                    In fact sis liked them too -we nearly had a scarp in the shop over them
                    In bikinis in a paddling pool full of jelly?
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                      #id
                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Morning all
                      Morning Diver, Morning Everyone*




                      *it is morning for me as I only got up at 5pm

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