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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    I should write some agile stuff on my scrum wall:

    As a: Contractor
    I want to: Sip Espresso Martinis all day
    So that: I can watch cats on youtube and play Dino Horde


    Christ, that's almost completed...!
    And what equipment will you be using to implement this, do you have a time frame, what's your budget, and how many people are involved, how long is the sprint and will you need test cylces ( sorry couldn't resist being a PM)
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
      Ah, that's what the post-its are for!
      Ha ha! An insight into my TVL paranoia!

      Bloody good idea though.
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
        My board is an OCD paradise. I bought wipeable magnetic things - i'm not having postits and bits of card. Everyone elses looks like a blue peter creation but mine has a sense of order amidst the chaos. And a backup spreadsheet where the real work is documented

        For bonus points the agile police don't like it one little bit. Another D&C win
        I don't need a board, I just tell the product manager what is needed from the plan and they sort it out for me
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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          Originally posted by norrahe View Post
          Sounds like mine, except, it also involves cooking and sacred negronis
          That's my birthday present norrahe! I'll say thanks in advance!

          Bah, wish we were coming over today. GF#1 needs some cheering up... next time Rodders, next time...
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            Originally posted by norrahe View Post
            And what equipment will you be using to implement this, do you have a time frame, what's your budget, and how many people are involved, how long is the sprint and will you need test cylces ( sorry couldn't resist being a PM)
            Equipment: martini glass, Cariel vanilla vodka, Patron XO Cafe Tequila Coffee Liqueur, Blue Mountain espresso, Mozart Gold Chocolate Cream Liqueur.

            5 mins prep time, 10 mins drinking time.

            £80 for all the bottles (makes 20 Martinis?).

            I person involved.

            Test cycle will be one unit test espresso martini, followed by another integrated martini.

            Ha! Mixology - the art of Project Management!
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              Just realised the flight leaves in a couple of hours. Better get moving

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                I'm checked in. Extra legroom seat

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                  Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                  Just realised the flight leaves in a couple of hours. Better get moving
                  You live about 5 mins from the airport anyway
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                    Equipment: martini glass, Cariel vanilla vodka, Patron XO Cafe Tequila Coffee Liqueur, Blue Mountain espresso, Mozart Gold Chocolate Cream Liqueur.

                    5 mins prep time, 10 mins drinking time.

                    £80 for all the bottles (makes 20 Martinis?).

                    I person involved.

                    Test cycle will be one unit test espresso martini, followed by another integrated martini.

                    Ha! Mixology - the art of Project Management!
                    I have my mixology guide it's called D11 - aka the diffords guide to cocktail project management.
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                      My mate and neighbour managed to get some shots of the eclipse

                      Figured there wasn't any point looking out as it was cloudy.
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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