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    Excellent.

    Transimpedance amplifier man is of the opinion that amplifiers don't need power & ground to work.

    They just work on fresh air.



    And this is 3rd year?

    Feck me.

    I suppose he didn't ask for a triangular LM358, so that's something at least.

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      Originally posted by norrahe View Post

      Cojak needs to pull her finger out and get back to me on if she's coming.
      Er, quite.

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Excellent.

        Transimpedance amplifier man is of the opinion that amplifiers don't need power & ground to work.

        They just work on fresh air.
        What are his physical coordinates?

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          You jest.

          God knows what the lead time for that is.

          Plus he only wants to measure heart rate so 155Mbs is a bit over the top.

          Can't cope with a fecking 358, so...

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            Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
            What are his physical coordinates?
            Mars.

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              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              WFH means proper breakfast.

              Scrambled eggs with corriander and garam massala

              YUMMY!
              Some peas and chopped green chillies go great with it too
              Join IPSE

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                In addition the ad8015 is so8, so muggins here would have to mount the fecker on a little pcb to change it to dil.

                Yesterday's version of that with the Li charger was problematic since the device pins had some sort of tin oxide on them that fecked the soldering up royally, despite gallons of SM flux.

                So flux2ations I say.

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                  Oooooooo.

                  Project supervisor just mentioned "signal to noise ratio".

                  That should confuse the bugger.

                  Only just realised that opamps don't live on fresh air.

                  Now there S/N to worry about as well.

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    Can't cope with a fecking 358, so...
                    Get a .357 instead

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                      Feck me, now it's "how do I connect a LED to show that it's on?".

                      Really?

                      You have to ask me that?

                      <ZG in "what the feck have you been doing for the last 2.5 years FFS?"mode>

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