test please delete

[TheFaQQer]

Hey! I got the midnight switchover post 00.00

So did DS23 and BrowneIssue, but since you were first, have a banana:



Are you going to be FPoTNY then?

[TheFaQQer]

thousands.... i'm just looking it up..

wow it is 127,338

not all of them at hq obviously. probably 1.5k at their hq

That's a LOT of employees!

I'll have to google that to find out who it is in a bit...

[BrowneIssue]

Have I reached the bottom of the pile yet

I take it that's a really clever underwater-engineering in-joke?

[Diver]

Presumably, it should now be possible to spot any newbies coming in to TPD and convince them that they MUST answer these questions prior to being allowed to continue using TPD, or some such.

The questions:

how many pets do you have?
what are their names?
do you have facial hair?
how many pairs of shoes do you have?
and what size are your feet?
how many windows are there in your house?
and how many are double glazed?
where is the hq of your end client?
and how many people are employed by them?
who gave you your first proper kiss?
and when was it?
when was the last time you went to the dentist?
and how much did it cost?
have you ever done a poo outside?
have you ever broken any bones?
have you ever been in jail?
have you ever broken anybody else's bones?
have you ever had cosmetic surgery?
what kind of surgery was it?
have you ever been inside a burning building?
have you ever chopped down a tree?
have you ever bought a piece of ikea flat-packed furniture, damaged it while putting it together and then thrown it away?
have you ever been on an ocean cruise holiday?
if so - what was the name of the ship?
have you ever had a number 1 haircut?
have you ever been sick in the sick-bag on an airplane?
are you adopted?
what is the make and model of your tv?

sensible answers only please

[TheFaQQer]

Question 29 of 29) should DS23 replace Michael Parkinson?

There's loads more than 29 questions - what about the ruder ones?

[BrowneIssue]

So did DS23 and BrowneIssue, but since you were first, have a banana:



Are you going to be FPoTNY then?

And is there a special prize for most posts on Xmas Day?

[Diver]

Whatever are you alluding to...?

User Name Posts
DS23 4,078
zeitghost 3,197
TheFaQQer 2,386
Fortune Green 2,196
cailin maith 1,377
n5gooner 1,290
Diver 1,247
Troll 1,056
DaveB 929
PRC1964 863
Bear 789

So I have to do at least 1000 posts a week til Xmas

[Diver]

And is there a special prize for most posts on Xmas Day?

Who would be sad enough to post on Christmas day

[BrowneIssue]

sensible answers only please

Whatever would be the point of that???

[TheFaQQer]

Disappointed, DS.

I expected something of greater significance for your 6000th post.

Oh well, I'll have to show you how it's done at 7k