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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    When a masterpiece is produced, the critics come along, pull it to pieces and say "Ha! That's how it is done. Any fool could have done it."

    So I pulled it to pieces and had a go ... I thought I'd do a huge smiley made of smileys.

    I've struggled because of the "need to use spaces" problem. So I've given up. It is harder than it looks.

    FaQQer,

    you're a FaQQing genius, and more persistent than I.
    Indeed - the spaces are the problem.

    I did have a go at spelling it in suicide smilies, but that didn't look right.
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      What are the tpd ratings now
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        I'm back
        2 stitches
        can't do it with my left hand
        2 will have to do
        Remember what I was saying about gullibility about 12 hours ago?

        Well, did you REALLY stitch your own hand?
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          In The Magic Roundabout, when Zebedee said "Time for Bed", why didn?t Florence ever get pregnant?
          Originally posted by DS23 View Post
          because of the coil.

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            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Hey!!!
            who got the 29000
            I wonder...
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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              Have I reached the bottom of the pile yet
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                Originally posted by DS23 View Post
                susprised by the level of demand for this. i have read all the responses but i can't be arsed to gather all the questions up. i tell you what. if someone (probably faq - he's loopy enough) collects them into one post i will answer them all.
                I resemble that remark.

                BUT - I've got another load of pages to read through before I can do that, so someone else will have to do it.
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                  Oh!
                  Well done you two.
                  nice to see that there are still a few gentlemen around
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Question 10 of 29) who gave you your first proper kiss?
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    And what was his name
                    You could join in and answer some of the questions too, Diver...

                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    Am I starting to annoy anyone yet ?
                    Never.
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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      What are the tpd ratings now
                      Whatever are you alluding to...?

                      User Name Posts
                      DS23 4,078
                      zeitghost 3,197
                      TheFaQQer 2,386
                      Fortune Green 2,196
                      cailin maith 1,377
                      n5gooner 1,290
                      Diver 1,247
                      Troll 1,056
                      DaveB 929
                      PRC1964 863
                      Bear 789
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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