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[DiscoStu]

what is the most disgusting thing you have ever eaten?

and where was it?

Ducks feet, at a Chinese wedding.

[DiscoStu]

did you have a crush on any teachers at school?

Yes, she was called Miss Paramore and taught English.

[Jog On]

It's all vase this vase that - do I look like I appreciate delicate stuff?

[TheFaQQer]

Nope, closest I get is Kickboxing... Have I said I have a fight at the weekend ?

No - have you got a fight at the weekend? You probably need some kind of music to play you in...

[DiscoStu]

what is your record for orgasms in one night?

Don't make me tell the story of "The night of 9 times..."

[TheFaQQer]

Have you had sex with 2 people from the same family at work (would this count as an extreme sport)

No. Possibly.

[DiscoStu]

if you could alter you cuk moniker - what would you change it to?

I'm happy with the one I have, but I'm on the hunt for a new avatar.

[Jog On]

Originally Posted by BrowneIssue View Post
I don't suppose this is what you mean, but one night on a country lane on my motorbike, I went round a bend to see a van overtaking a car coming at me. I was trying to work out where to go when the van switched to full beam.

I was completely blinded, headed for where I thought the white line was and when it suddenly went dark, skidded to a halt.

Dragged the (stalled) bike to the side, threw up and spent five minutes trying to work out if this was Heaven or Hell.

So you're still with us in some way or another - maybe if one of our players had got struck down the other night you could have taken over his soul and led us into the finals.

Do you support Croatia?

[DiscoStu]

are you circumcised or not?

Yes

[TheFaQQer]

I was out last night and pulled this woman - she must have been in her lates 40's but really fit for an older woman.

She said to me, have you ever had a threesome with a mother and daughter.

I said No

So we went back to her place, she opened the door and called upstairs.....




Mum, are you awake


IGMC

That made me chuckle.

But I have been drinking...