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[TheFaQQer]

Anyone had a proper addiction (excluding internet addiction, unless it's extreme!) before?

No, but I am addicted to CUK...

[Jog On]

Thanks - flight was delayed because people with checked in baggage didn't get on the plane. As a result, we didn't get to Manchester until 5pm - something tells me that the 5.15 from Heathrow to Manchester was not on time tonight either.

As I got off the plane, I had a text from Mrs F that read "God BMI are carp".

(See, she even calls me by my CUK rank!)

Hey FAQ

[DiscoStu]

have you ever swallowed your own vomit?

I may have done when drunk, but can't think of a time off-hand.

[Jog On]

Hello!

Oh dear. What does "ce soir" mean?

It means french in 'drunk'

HTH

[TheFaQQer]

Anyone had a genuine near-death experience before?

No.

I felt my life had ended when I was banned from CUK, though.

[DiscoStu]

Hello!

Oh dear. What does "ce soir" mean?

It's French innit

This evening.

[TheFaQQer]

Have you ever had sex at work before?

not with yourself by the way... or with an inanimate object...

Yes, a number of times.

[Jog On]

No.

I felt my life had ended when I was banned from CUK, though.

You take the tube every day no?

[DiscoStu]

have you ever shoplifted? if so what?

Yes, sweets when I was a kid. It was one of those shops where you put them all in a bag and told them how many you had. I sometimes lied

[TheFaQQer]

Have you ever done an extreme sport?

No. Next.