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    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
    Have you ever thought of someone else while having sex?
    When having sex with someone else, never.

    Solo - yes
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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      BACON!
      I shall cook some in just a moment. Lovely.

      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      how many pets do you have?
      None
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      what are their names?
      No pets have no names.
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      do you have facial hair?
      No
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      how many pairs of shoes do you have?
      10ish?
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      and what size are your feet?
      10
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      how many windows are there in your house?
      11
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      and how many are double glazed?
      all but 2
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      where is the hq of your end client?
      London
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      and how many people are employed by them?
      Tens of Thousands
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      who gave you your first proper kiss?
      Mary
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      and when was it?
      1987
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      when was the last time you went to the dentist?
      About 5 months ago
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      and how much did it cost?
      £200
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever done a poo outside?
      Yes while on an expedition
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever broken any bones?
      Yes, several
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever been in jail?
      Yes
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever broken anybody else's bones?
      Yes
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever had cosmetic surgery?
      Yes
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      what kind of surgery was it?
      Maxillofacial surgery - I broke my face.
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever been inside a burning building?
      No
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever chopped down a tree?
      Yes
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever bought a piece of ikea flat-packed furniture, damaged it while putting it together and then thrown it away?
      Yes
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever been on an ocean cruise holiday?
      No
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      if so - what was the name of the ship?
      Noship
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever had a number 1 haircut?
      Yes
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever been sick in the sick-bag on an airplane?
      Yes
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      are you adopted?
      No
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      what is the make and model of your tv?
      Philips - no idea what model
      Originally posted by Bear View Post
      Have you ever had sex with your clothes on.....

      ....just undoing or moving enough to allow access

      Yes
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Anyone here a member of the mile-high club?
      Yes
      Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
      Have you ever been arrested?
      Yes
      Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
      Have you ever thought of someone else while having sex?
      Yes
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      A bit like the game a couple of nights ago when bear made a slight confession :

      Shakira or Christina Aguilera
      Christina - no contest
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever streaked?
      Yes, through town for a dare
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever been a peeping tom?
      I've been in a room when 2 people started having sex, so yes - but not in a creepy way, just more of a - oh look, they're really going for it - way
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever done a threesome?
      Yes
      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      have you ever had sex knowing you were being peeped on?
      Yes

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        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        have you ever streaked?
        No

        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        have you ever been a peeping tom?
        No

        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        have you ever done a threesome?
        No

        Originally posted by DS23 View Post
        have you ever had sex knowing you were being peeped on?
        Not knowing, no.
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          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          Were the crew there?
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            No, but did consider it before I thought - WTF are you thinking!!!!
            We can sort that out at the Xmas do

            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              You bad girl
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                BTW

                My head hurts today. and I'm still not deleting anything.

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  That's very naughty, or bold.

                  Cailin Dana indeed!!!
                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                    Quote:
                    Originally Posted by DS23
                    are you adopted?

                    Definitely not.


                    Browneissue - WTF is wrong with being adopted??????
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      We can sort that out at the Xmas do

                      CM


                      Originally posted by Bear View Post
                      That's very naughty, or bold.

                      Cailin Dana indeed!!!
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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