test please delete

[cailin maith]

have you ever streaked?

No

[DS23]

have you ever been a peeping tom?

[DS23]

have you ever done a threesome?

[FiveTimes]

have you ever streaked?

Would that be bollocks out ?

[cailin maith]

have you ever been a peeping tom?

No, that wouldn't do it for me at all... I want to be in the action not just watching it!!

[BrowneIssue]

Now the questions seem to have finished...

how many pets do you have?

None, since the trauma with the hamster.

what are their names?

N/A

do you have facial hair?

Of course, silly.

how many pairs of shoes do you have?

Ample.

and what size are your feet?

42.

how many windows are there in your house?

Two: 98 SE and ME

and how many are double glazed?

LCD only.

where is the hq of your end client?

Haven't got one. :-(

and how many people are employed by them?

One fewer than I would like.

who gave you your first proper kiss?

Not telling.

and when was it?

1978 ish

when was the last time you went to the dentist?

1993

and how much did it cost?

Over £1,200

have you ever done a poo outside?

Yes.

have you ever broken any bones?

A few toes.

have you ever been in jail?

Only in a Police station cell.

have you ever broken anybody else's bones?

Yes.

have you ever had cosmetic surgery?

No.

what kind of surgery was it?

N/A

have you ever been inside a burning building?

Thank God, no.

have you ever chopped down a tree?

Yes - and failed.

have you ever bought a piece of ikea flat-packed furniture, damaged it while putting it together and then thrown it away?

Yes. I have kicked the tulip out of a bookcase they could not be constructed. I then burned the remaining small bits of the piece of crap.

have you ever been on an ocean cruise holiday?

Of course I have. I'm a contractor. Duh.

if so - what was the name of the ship?

Ocean Princess's maiden voyage and one the P&O ships.

have you ever had a number 1 haircut?

Yes. Against my will.

have you ever been sick in the sick-bag on an airplane?

No. Not on an aeroplane either.

are you adopted?

Definitely not.

what is the make and model of your tv?

I haven't had a telly for 6 years.

Question: Should DS23 replace Michael Parkinson?

[TheFaQQer]

how many pairs of shoes do you have?

No idea.

and what size are your feet?

8

how many windows are there in your house?

13, counting the bay windows as 1 rather than the 6 separate parts.

[PRC1964]

have you ever been a peeping tom?

I used to live opposite a pair of nudists. Sadly they were both male

[DS23]

have you ever had sex knowing you were being peeped on?

[alreadypacked]

They do indeed have it there, and dirt cheap phone calls too.

Not as quick as here for internet, but it's not bad, and it's not expensive.

Main issue is the electric, or of the lack of it sometimes. Once the network goes down you can be waiting a few hours for it to come back.