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Bugger , I've forgotten what I was going to sayI don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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Oh yea I remember.
ON this day
10 May. Ivan Inanitz Chabert, 'The Fire King', was born in Avignon in 1972. He made his fortune by drinking boiling oil, lead, sealing wax and poison, massaging himself with a red-hot shovel, eating torches, and the like. His piece de resistance was entering an oven with two raw steaks and emerging, unscathed, with two cooked steaks. The Times announced that the steaks had been eaten with such avidity that Chabert was lucky not to have been consumed as well in a 'Carribean banquet'. His obituary in the New York Herald described him with wonderful understatement as a 'fast liver'.
There you go.I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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