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      Originally posted by DS23 View Post
      go for it. we are listening.
      Where to begin?

      Every position requires previous NHS experience so they will not take anybody with alternative - useful - up to date - professional - experience.

      They won't use PRINCE2. They won't do gateway reviews properly. They refuse to be open and accountable.

      Almost all project-related positions even demand a medical qualification. So, their project managers, programme managers, quality assurance people and so on are FAILED nurses and doctors.

      No interest in professional IT people at all. No interest in professional project management staff at all.

      Now think back to any of those "Top 10 Reasons Why Projects Fail" articles that appear everywhere. How many of the 10 can you tick already?

      What is so sad is the utterly fantastic amount of money involved and the blind refusal of all involved to admit that there might actually be anything at all wrong.

      How, just how do you convince those that won't see how to look?

      They ignore the BCS. They ignore the Audit Office. They ignore Parliament. They ignore the Treasury.

      What can you do?

      Since it is public money - a significant proportion of the GNP - I wouldn't have any problem with the people at the top of NPfIT being stood against a wall and shot.

      Bastards, bastards, lying, pocket-lining, public taxpayers' money thieving bastards the lot of them.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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        Originally posted by Bear View Post
        Evening all

        Good evening, Bear



        How was your CUK reduced day?
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          Originally posted by Bear View Post
          Evening all

          Hello Bear
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by ElectricChair View Post
            ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?

            alien
            The one on the right looks like a green ant to me.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              By all means finish this one off:

              Oh well. I'm not waiting any longer.



              There once was a contracting geezer.
              Who applies for each job as he sees 'er.
              When he saw one on Jobsite
              It had gone before the night
              Given to some git with a visa.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Where to begin?

                Every position requires previous NHS experience so they will not take anybody with alternative - useful - up to date - professional - experience.

                They won't use PRINCE2. They won't do gateway reviews properly. They refuse to be open and accountable.

                Almost all project-related positions even demand a medical qualification. So, their project managers, programme managers, quality assurance people and so on are FAILED nurses and doctors.

                No interest in professional IT people at all. No interest in professional project management staff at all.

                Now think back to any of those "Top 10 Reasons Why Projects Fail" articles that appear everywhere. How many of the 10 can you tick already?

                What is so sad is the utterly fantastic amount of money involved and the blind refusal of all involved to admit that there might actually be anything at all wrong.

                How, just how do you convince those that won't see how to look?

                They ignore the BCS. They ignore the Audit Office. They ignore Parliament. They ignore the Treasury.

                What can you do?

                Since it is public money - a significant proportion of the GNP - I wouldn't have any problem with the people at the top of NPfIT being stood against a wall and shot.

                Bastards, bastards, lying, pocket-lining, public taxpayers' money thieving bastards the lot of them.
                I've got NHS experience.

                HTH.
                Best Forum Advisor 2014
                Work in the public sector? You can read my FAQ here
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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Good evening, Bear



                  How was your CUK reduced day?
                  Felt strange really

                  working, meetings - you know, that sort of stuff
                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Hello Bear


                    How's things?
                    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                      Originally posted by Bear View Post
                      Felt strange really

                      working, meetings - you know, that sort of stuff
                      Know it? I can Bearly remember it.

                      Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha! Ha! Ha. ha

                      Ahem.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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