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      hyperDMog#1 and hyperDMog#2 have been successfully installed into hyperD Towers v2.0.

      Moggy.Behaviour = Mode.Explore;
      Moggy.HasEaten = true;
      Moggy.tulipEverywhere = false;
      Moggy.ScratchThe****OutOfEverything = false;
      Moggy.Happy = 0.60;

      GF#1.DeliriouslyHappy = true;

      HyperDTower.SpaceRemaining = 225 bytes;
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            oh and Morning
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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              More from the money pit......

              Spoke with an electrician last night and we're going to have to get the wiring redone due to the bodge jobs by the previous owner.

              Also turns out the prep work done for the kitchen was totally below par, so needless to say they're going to have to sort it out before we pay them. Not sure if I want the fecker who did it back in again.

              I know for a fact as soon as we start pointing out faults then all of a sudden people forget that they speak English and revert to Dutch.
              "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                oh and Morning


                Morning
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                  Originally posted by Alias View Post


                  Morning


                  Am wondering how the feck I'm going to get through today on no sleep, pointless client meeting all fecking day.
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                    Morning

                    Damp morning, 7 degrees, Daimler perfect. Traffic jam due to collision on long, straight road with perfect visibility; took a diversion along country lanes and was chased by one of clientco's fat middle managers in a company Alfa. Typical middle manager type; drives up people's arses, doesn't slow down for speed bumps (he doesn't have to pay for the maintenance on his car anyway), does mad overtaking manoeuvres. Obviously off to his appraisal.
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                      Originally posted by norrahe View Post


                      Am wondering how the feck I'm going to get through today on no sleep, pointless client meeting all fecking day.
                      Coffee...lots of coffee (and drugs, and alcohol...you picked the wrong day to give up glue sniffing...)
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