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    There once was a man from Japan
    Whose poetry never would scan.
    When asked why this was
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      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      no - that's what happens when you don't delete the text that's already in the box!

      I always create everything manually - why reuse when I can start from scratch and bill time for it
      No, no, no, no, no, no no.

      Work on another client's project for a few days until the deadline. Copy and re-use previous solution at last minute. Bill both clients.

      Works for everyone else.
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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        There once was a man from Japan
        Whose poetry never would scan.
        When they said it was so
        He replied "Yes, I know
        But I always make a rule of getting as many words into the last line as I possible can"
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          There once was a man from Japan
          Whose poetry never would scan.
          When asked why this was
          He said it's because
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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            Are you sulking 'cos I finished the limerick?
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              Not bad.
              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              When they said it was so
              He replied "Yes, I know
              But I always make a rule of getting as many words into the last line as I possible can"
              But I prefer:

              There once was a man from Japan
              Whose poetry never would scan.
              When asked why this was
              He said "It's because
              I'm a freelance copyeditor paid by the word so it is in my interests to flesh work out when there is no specified word limit and since the client trusts me now then as per usual when in this position at this point in a contract I do what I usually do which is to try to get as many words into the last line as I ever so possibly can sign here thank you have an invoice."
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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Explain?
                There was a thread a while back about how dirty are you - there was a quiz which downloaded a virus for you and everything (Zeity caught it).

                Then there was a discussion about certain things that you might see in certain films.

                There was a link that someone put in to a website. That link has now been deleted.
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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  Are you sulking 'cos I finished the limerick?
                  Nope, frantically typing...
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                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    There was a thread a while back about how dirty are you - there was a quiz which downloaded a virus for you and everything (Zeity caught it).

                    Then there was a discussion about certain things that you might see in certain films.

                    There was a link that someone put in to a website. That link has now been deleted.
                    I spent about 15 years in full time education. I learned stuff at about the same rate as I did from that answer!
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                      There was a young woman from Niger...

                      Cobblers. The pronunciation won't work. :-(
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