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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Just been asked how my code is progressing.

    Last week I explained that without the input data and the business rules, I couldn't develop anything.

    No business rules, no data. But they expect it to be finished this week
    Well, with no input and no business rules it's quite easy.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Well, with no input and no business rules it's quite easy.
      If past performance is anything to go by, they won't use it anyway.
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        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        If past performance is anything to go by, they won't use it anyway.
        Just give them a shell script that sends empty pages to the printer.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          If killing the monarch is called Regicide (hello to GCHQ on that key word ), killing your brother is Fratricide and killing your wife is Uxoricide, what is the term for killing a Project Manager, apart from justified!

          Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
          I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

          I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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            Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
            If killing the monarch is called Regicide (hello to GCHQ on that key word ), killing your brother is Fratricide and killing your wife is Uxoricide, what is the term for killing a Project Manager, apart from justified!

            Numptycide. Or is that for HR people? (oops sorry Zeity, I know HR is a sensitive subject)
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
              If killing the monarch is called Regicide (hello to GCHQ on that key word ), killing your brother is Fratricide and killing your wife is Uxoricide, what is the term for killing a Project Manager, apart from justified!

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                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                not when there's no fecking jobs out there, it isn't
                I almost forgot dis recession ting. Da bankin' hussle is over, biatch. Manufacturin' is da big boomin' shizzle at da moment. Even da torygraph has seen dis;

                Eurozone 'could exit recession' in third quarter - Telegraph


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                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  Can't. Be. Arsed!
                  Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
                  I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

                  I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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                    Gosh.

                    The peltier cooler thingie seems to do what it says on the tin.

                    Have to be careful with the amount of current though or the fecker will melt.

                    Thermochromic ink duly thermochromes.

                    Very slowly.

                    It really needs a fan on the hot side when in cooling mode.

                    How do I get myself involved in these things?

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

                      How do I get myself involved in these things?

                      You're the only one who knows about this stuff?
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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