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In other news, Zeity has been summoned to see the Human Remains twat on Friday.
Zeity has printed out his resignation letter ready.
Zeity is wondering if he should take the Mallet of Understanding to the meeting.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostAfternoon!
It's all a bit doomish on the direct work so it's:
"Once more unto the contracting, dear friends, once more;
Or close the direct work with our Agency dead."
Still, in other news I made this:
Gelato Tricolore: basil, ricotta and tomato ice cream with candied cherry tomato and fried basil leaves.
Salute!
Where's the beef?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostStone me.
Where's the beef?
It's a dessert, my lizard friend, a dessert.
Although that's a bloody good point: apart from my bacon and maple syrup ice cream, what other meats could I use in ice cream?
Any ideas?If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View Post
It's a dessert, my lizard friend, a dessert.
Although that's a bloody good point: apart from my bacon and maple syrup ice cream, what other meats could I use in ice cream?
Any ideas?And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by hyperD View PostHoly crap!
Where can I buy that!?!?
Other wonderful flavors include: Chicken Ice Cream, Shark Fin and Noodle Ice Cream, WHALE FLESH Ice Cream, Goat Ice Cream (made from goat’s milk with hearty chunks of meat…not Kosher), Oyster Ice Cream, Abalone Ice Cream, Spinach Ice Cream, and my personal favorite, Lettuce and Potato Ice CreamAnd what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostOooooh, perhaps I should get one then (I am a C "Child of A, born outside the island of Ireland")Comment
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Ewwwwwww!
Hmmm, I'm getting the feeling that some manufacturers are just adding any old meat/produce to ice cream.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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