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[SimonMac]

Have you seen how small twixes are ? Its like buying a fun size packet, and it was 60p.

Maybe your hands are bigger?

[FiveTimes]

Maybe your hands are bigger?

I quite like having small hands - it makes my dick look bigger

[SimonMac]

I quite like having small hands - it makes my dick look bigger

I was trying to fit that joke in somewhere but couldn't work it in

[zeitghost]

Ooooer Mrs.

The thing with rentacoder is being booted up the food chain.



Well I never did.



The female wiles work on us poor mugs, but they don't work on other females.

[zeitghost]

I'm waiting for the MOT lot to tell me how much this car is going to cost to fix.



It's worse than the dentist.

Which, oddly enough, I have next Tuesday morn.

[zeitghost]

Group project tomorrow.

Oh deep joy.

[zeitghost]

The esteemed customers don't seem to realise that the time for working on projects is gone, and now it's time to write stuff up.

[zeitghost]

Come on, beat me to the Zen Chury.

[zeitghost]

Tiddley pom ti pom.

[Bunk]

Come on, beat me to the Zen Chury.

Hokay