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    Morning!

    Day seven in the big hyperD house. GF#1 phoned me up last night complaining that she had a row with her boss and expected me to be clairvoyant enough to realise that she was upset and should have called her.



    Are ALL women fecking bonkers or what!?!?!?!

    Might have to acquire a backup GF#3 at this rate.

    Right, back to the A-10 training manual - 12 pages on just starting the fricking engines FFS!

    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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      That A-10 warthog really is an ugly mother****er, it must be said.

      But the Vulcan cannon makes up for a lot.

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        That A-10 warthog really is an ugly mother****er, it must be said.

        But the Vulcan cannon makes up for a lot.
        Yeah, I love the sound of that - the DCS sim makes the same noise - it's wonderful.
        If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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          Bugger, just had some bad news about a family member.

          We had a disagreement a while back and havent spoke since and it has taken a cousin to tell me the news.

          I might have to take next week off to see what the crack is.

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            Two trolley loads of crap down 4 floors, 100 yards downhill & up 5 floors & I'm knackered.



            Getting too old for this malarkey.

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              Stone me, 3rd trip completed.

              Only another 547 to go.

              <cough>

              Must give up smokin too.

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                Trip 4.

                <cough>

                Keep beating, hearts you bastards, don't give up on me now.

                <cough>

                Why is paper so fecking heavy?

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                  Trip 5.

                  Windoze 95 programming books are lighter than electronics data books.

                  Dunno why.

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                    Trip 6.

                    Shedload of fileboxes full of long obsolete datasheets as collected by my predeceased predecessor.

                    Probably only good for paper rec really, but I find it difficult to throw them away.

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                      Trip 7.

                      I think I just died.

                      And an Esteemed Customer just came in to take a picture of his project.

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