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Dank u wel...Originally posted by norrahe View PostWelcome stranger
or goedemorgen 
An Englishman abroad... in the Swamp...
Pass the Dutchie from the left hand side doesn't work here - we tried...Vieze Oude Man
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Hoe gaat het met jouw?Originally posted by mcquiggd View PostDank u wel...
An Englishman abroad... in the Swamp...
Pass the Dutchie from the left hand side doesn't work here - we tried...
Ik ben een Ierse ook in de swamp!Comment
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostHoe gaat het met jouw?
Ik ben een Ierse ook in de swamp!
Arghh! stop speaking klingon!
The Netherlands - the only country in the world with language that can make saying 'I love you' sound like attempted rape...
For those who have not yet been enriched by the Cenobites (who have a culture based on the Dutch)...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCO7GqMublQVieze Oude Man
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Unfortunately I've tasked myself with learning the lingo, as everyone seems to need Dutch speakers these daysOriginally posted by mcquiggd View PostArghh! stop speaking klingon!
The Netherlands - the only country in the world with language that can make saying 'I love you' sound like attempted rape...
For those who have not yet been enriched by the Cenobites (who have a culture based on the Dutch)...
Grooveshark - Free Music Streaming, Online Music
Click play if you dare...
I thought Irish was quite guttural, till I started with this. Spelling my surname phonetically in cloggy sounds like I'm choking.Comment
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I am English, with a Scottish sounding surname that has an Irish background - try translating that phonetically with UPC customer service in Dutch
Vieze Oude Man
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I hear ya!Originally posted by mcquiggd View PostI am English, with a Scottish sounding surname that has an Irish background - try translating that phonetically with UPC customer service in Dutch
Dutch people get stumped when they see my surname spelt as its very Irish
Still, enjoying it over here, much prefer it to blighty ( stuck there for nearly 20 years).Comment
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