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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfvmK...ch=mal%20rollo
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost
      bumpity bump
      Stop that - I want my thread about Janey to be more popular than this one !

      oh, bugger, that was counter productive

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        back to the top
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
          threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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            And the top 10 posters on this thread are.......

            zeitghost 442
            Xenophon 361
            n5gooner 270
            Fortune Green 177
            DaveB 165
            The Lone Gunman 149
            janey 127
            MrsGoof 109
            threaded 93
            monkeyboy 86
            Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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              Where have all the naked ladies gone to?
              Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

              I preferred version 1!

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                Originally posted by threaded
                Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you either hear or are about to repeat a rumour. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?"

                "Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."
                "Triple filter?"
                "That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say.

                The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?"
                "No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and. . . "
                "All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not.

                Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my student something good?"
                "No, on the contrary ..."
                "So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, even though you're not certain it's true?"
                The man shrugged, a little embarrassed.

                Socrates continued. "You may still pass the test though, because there is a third filter - the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my student going to be useful to me?"
                "No, not really ..."
                "Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither True nor Good nor even Useful, why tell it to me at all?"
                The man was defeated and ashamed.

                This is the reason Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem.

                It also explains why he never found out that Plato was shagging his wife

                Haven't wandered this way before - jolly entertaining stuff I thought - bit like porn but without the cramp

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                  Last edited by Fortune Green; 27 April 2006, 19:37.

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                    Last edited by Fortune Green; 27 April 2006, 19:04.

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                      Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4

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