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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Two willies must surely make it a bit easier, though?
    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    I know this isn't on topic...but can I just say...what a couple of cocks I work opposite!!!!
    WHAT
    A
    COUPLE
    OF
    COCKS!!!!!

    Grrrrrr

    You work opposite Zeity!
    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      Permies or contractors ?
      Contractors!!
      The pope is a tard.

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        Originally posted by Bear View Post
        You work opposite Zeity!
        I wish!!
        The pope is a tard.

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          Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
          Contractors!!
          Are they just jockeys that get on your nerves or are they useless ?

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            Can I just clarify that I dont work opposite a guy with 2 cocks.

            I work opposite 2 different cocks.

            And the only cocks that these guys have are the ones on their heads.
            The pope is a tard.

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              Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
              Can I just clarify ...
              Yep - That's clarified it

              But I'm not quoting you anymore
              Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
                Can I just clarify that I dont work opposite a guy with 2 cocks.

                I work opposite 2 different cocks.

                And the only cocks that these guys have are the ones on their heads.
                Mine are different (for ergonomics reasons), although I do not wear them on my head
                Carpe Pactum

                (does fuzzy logic tickle?)

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                  Give us some examples of their c*ckness then
                  Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    Are they just jockeys that get on your nerves or are they useless ?
                    Jockies who get on my nerves.

                    They're wierd.
                    They giggle to each other all day.
                    They live together too - like the odd couple.
                    And they eat bizarre thigns for lunch - one today had a dry pitta bread, and pulled out this chutney stuff from his draw (which looked like it'd been there a few months too long!)
                    The other one does really deep smutty laughs every hour. I think he just surfs porn all day.

                    On a work note, I find both of them even more wierd cause people tend to like me...yet these two dont want anythnig to do with me. They seem to go out of thei rway to blank me most of the time. Wont even look me in the eye when they join in a conversation - they direct everything to the permie lass I sit next to, which I just find so odd and I'm not used to it.
                    The pope is a tard.

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                      Originally posted by Bear View Post
                      Yep - That's clarified it

                      But I'm not quoting you anymore
                      Why? The mods dont come in here do they?!!

                      I thought this was a safe haven!!
                      The pope is a tard.

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