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Contractors!!Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostPermies or contractors ?The pope is a tard.Comment
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Are they just jockeys that get on your nerves or are they useless ?Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostContractors!!Comment
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Can I just clarify that I dont work opposite a guy with 2 cocks.
I work opposite 2 different cocks.
And the only cocks that these guys have are the ones on their heads.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Yep - That's clarified itOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostCan I just clarify ...
But I'm not quoting you anymoreSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Mine are different (for ergonomics reasons), although I do not wear them on my headOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostCan I just clarify that I dont work opposite a guy with 2 cocks.
I work opposite 2 different cocks.
And the only cocks that these guys have are the ones on their heads.Carpe Pactum
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Jockies who get on my nerves.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostAre they just jockeys that get on your nerves or are they useless ?
They're wierd.
They giggle to each other all day.
They live together too - like the odd couple.
And they eat bizarre thigns for lunch - one today had a dry pitta bread, and pulled out this chutney stuff from his draw (which looked like it'd been there a few months too long!)
The other one does really deep smutty laughs every hour. I think he just surfs porn all day.
On a work note, I find both of them even more wierd cause people tend to like me...yet these two dont want anythnig to do with me. They seem to go out of thei rway to blank me most of the time. Wont even look me in the eye when they join in a conversation - they direct everything to the permie lass I sit next to, which I just find so odd and I'm not used to it.The pope is a tard.Comment
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Why? The mods dont come in here do they?!!Originally posted by Bear View PostYep - That's clarified it
But I'm not quoting you anymore
I thought this was a safe haven!!The pope is a tard.Comment
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