My ebay bid for Johnny English reborn has just been won. I was taking baby BP round St James park when I saw them filming it in the mall.
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Morning all!
Ouch, too much Pinot Noir last night, head like a badger's arse this morning...
Off to cycle to the local farmers market where I shall probably cram as much beer into my rucksack as possible, leaving a little space for a carrot and piece of broccoli.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Morning all
Raining
Bored
Back hurts from lugging building materials
Need a pee
Need more coffee
Need a holiday
About a hundred and twenty hours of work to do next week (so far)
Keep telling myself that suicide or going postal are not good optionsConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Afternoon+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Afternoon allComment
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Afternoon all.
Cruise booked and deposit paid.If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View Post
Morning all
Raining
Bored
Back hurts from lugging building materials
Need a pee
Need more coffee
Need a holiday
About a hundred and twenty hours of work to do next week (so far)
Keep telling myself that suicide or going postal are not good options
don't lug materials
have a pee
have more coffee
go back to Barry
too much work is a happy problem - it could be worse you could be benchedComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postpost more on tpd
don't lug materials
have a pee
have more coffee
go back to Barry
too much work is a happy problem - it could be worse you could be benched
Had more (and more) coffee
Had 400mg Ibuprofen (and more Ibuprofen)
Had Tramadol
Now don't care about workload
Back still hurts but don't care about that either
Aren't prescription drugs wonderful (and free in Wales )Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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