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    I haven't popped into here for some time. Would anyone care to summarise the last couple of thousand posts for me?

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      Originally posted by Gonzo View Post


      I haven't popped into here for some time. Would anyone care to summarise the last couple of thousand posts for me?
      Certainly sir.

      Blah, blah, blah, drivel, drivel, BORED NOW, Blah, blah, blah, drivel, drivel, BORED NOW, Blah, blah, blah, drivel, drivel, BORED NOW, Blah, blah, blah, drivel, drivel, BORED NOW, Blah, blah, blah, drivel, drivel, BORED NOW, ad nauseum, ad infinitum, etc.... etc.....
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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        Nothing but excitement here!
        "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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          Originally posted by norrahe View Post
          Nothing but excitement here!
          It looks like I haven't been into this thread since last August so I have a bit of catching up to do, but it's nice to see that in these turbulent times one can depend on the consistency of the drivel in this thread

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            Morning all

            My Internet access is slightly restricted so I'm on the old iPhone. When I say slightly restricted I mean completely blocked. Who's bright idea was that?

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              I awoke last night as baby BP was screaming. Amazingly I made it to his room before Mrs BP.
              Both bedtime bears had fallen out of bed!

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                Originally posted by Gonzo View Post


                I haven't popped into here for some time. Would anyone care to summarise the last couple of thousand posts for me?
                How are you?

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                  Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
                  It looks like I haven't been into this thread since last August so I have a bit of catching up to do, but it's nice to see that in these turbulent times one can depend on the consistency of the drivel in this thread
                  Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    Bl**dy accountants and hector!



                    Hector is still sending me letters chasing non existent PAYE! Rang them AGAIN! to tell them everything was paid up etc...

                    It seems my accountant didn't file nil returns after they applied to have the company dissolved, which they should have. Also the company is now officially dissolved and I'm still being chased.

                    It also turns out hector actually owes me money from 5 years ago and my accountant didn't pick that up and I need to have the tax repaid.

                    Have sent tulipty e-mail to accountant in UK to tell them to sort it out.

                    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrr!
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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                      Also contractor mates in the UK are e-mailing me about possible gigs.



                      over in Blighty

                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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