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    Morning all.



    Thank feck it's not snowing. Yet.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


      Morning all.



      Thank feck it's not snowing. Yet.
      How are you?

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        Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
        So I called british gas and an engineer will be out before 1pm. I asked that the incompetent fool who has been out twice before to be excluded from the call.
        You barsteward.

        Now he'll be working on the ZeitParents boiler.

        It's a well known fact that if you really want to feck sommat up you stick a computer in it.

        Which is what's wrong with the boiler.

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          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          I called british gas yesterday and asked for a different eng to come out.
          They arrived just as the football was starting.
          It took 2.5 for him to replace A valve.
          He started to tidy up and I checked the work and it was the wrong bastard valve and it was still leaking.


          There was a song about this back in the 50s.

          <sing>Twas on the Monday morning the gas man came to call </sing>

          Fecking infeckingcredible, innit?

          They spent all last week potching about getting the bathroom radiator to work again.

          This was after they'd taken the thermostatic valve off "to make it work as a heatsink"

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            and the leak is repaired - but we now have a nice vibrating noise of pipe on pipe.
            Its coming from the rather large drain joint that he put in.

            While it was vibrating I got up on the ladders and put my hand on the rather hot valve the vibrating stopped.

            Guess who will be calling them again
            <sing>

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              Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
              I have a horrible feeling I will be getting hung out to dry today/tomorrow.
              I"ve got my responses prepared.
              I find that "eat tulipe, mother****er" works rather well, all in all.

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                Morning All
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  I find that "eat tulipe, mother****er" works rather well, all in all.
                  I will remember to use that when I tell them I'm leaving this week.
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    Morning All
                    How are you?

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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      I have a horrible feeling I will be getting hung out to dry today/tomorrow.
                      I"ve got my responses prepared.
                      What's happening?

                      Hope it goes well
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                      Norrahe's blog

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