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      One for the bum fanciers

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        ok stuck in France for an overnight rebuild job - 36 hours time and a half, compleated 80++ hours last week, same again this week but missing the pics of the lovley ladies, more please guys (&Girls)
        SA says;
        Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

        I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

        n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
        (whatever these are)

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          got it!


          http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html

          SA says;
          Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

          I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

          n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
          (whatever these are)

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                Just caught up on about 4 pages of this herculean thread. Great, glorious, fantastic work guys. I love this thread.
                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  Ode to the female bum

                  Aah the beauty of the female buttocks
                  Twin globules, perfectly formed
                  Each point tautly tracing a sine wave
                  As she wanders ahead of me.
                  Two perfect mounds
                  Leading to a valley of delight
                  A thin sheath of silk
                  Containing the gluteus
                  Which Maximises as I cup them
                  In my hands
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    Ode to the female bosom

                    Aah the beauty of the female breasts
                    Twin globules, perfectly formed
                    Each point tautly tracing a sine wave
                    As she wanders ahead of me.
                    Two perfect mounds
                    Leading to a valley of delight,
                    A bit lower down.
                    A thin sheath of silk
                    Containing the firm ripe, upturned hillocks
                    Which maximise as I cup them
                    In my hands.
                    Hard Brexit now!
                    #prayfornodeal

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