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ok stuck in France for an overnight rebuild job - 36 hours time and a half, compleated 80++ hours last week, same again this week but missing the pics of the lovley ladies, more please guys (&Girls)
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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got it!
http://www.shockabsorber.co.uk/bounceometer/shock.html
SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Just caught up on about 4 pages of this herculean thread. Great, glorious, fantastic work guys. I love this thread.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Ode to the female bum
Aah the beauty of the female buttocks
Twin globules, perfectly formed
Each point tautly tracing a sine wave
As she wanders ahead of me.
Two perfect mounds
Leading to a valley of delight
A thin sheath of silk
Containing the gluteus
Which Maximises as I cup them
In my handsHard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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Ode to the female bosom
Aah the beauty of the female breasts
Twin globules, perfectly formed
Each point tautly tracing a sine wave
As she wanders ahead of me.
Two perfect mounds
Leading to a valley of delight,
A bit lower down.
A thin sheath of silk
Containing the firm ripe, upturned hillocks
Which maximise as I cup them
In my hands.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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