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    mornin'



    Late start this morning due to police visiting to enquire about a break in across the road.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Bored.

      Now.

      As a warning to the wise, I had lentil soup again last evening.

      <pffffffft>

      <pffffffft>

      <PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTT!>

      Bugger.

      I think I just followed through.

      Jesus! The entire Swansea is engulfed in a mushroom cloud.
      Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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          Originally posted by norrahe View Post
          Ee by gum luv
          A bit of a legal technicality, really until I get my birth cert changed. Then I can proudly declare myself the sensuous exotic amazon that I know I've always been.

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            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            mornin'



            Late start this morning due to police visiting to enquire about a break in across the road.
            Do you have an alibi?

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              Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
              Jesus! The entire Swansea is engulfed in a mushroom cloud.
              South Wales

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Do you have an alibi?
                Well, yes, but I'm not a suspect anyway.

                Trouble is, the police wanted to know if I'd heard anything and if so, why I hadn't phoned the police. Yes, I heard some noise at about 3 in the morning, but I always hear noise on Wednesday and Thursday nights so I thought nothing of it. It's usually drunken students or loudmouths rolling home after a night out drinking and you hear banging noises sometimes as they fall over into a shop doorway. All bloody day there are policemen on that street handing out fines, sorry, taxes, to people riding mopeds along there, whether they're actually harming anyone or not (zero tolerance policy you see), but when the trouble kicks off at night with drunken revellers there will never be a policeman there. The shops have stopped switching on their alarms because they're set off by drunken twunts falling into the doors, so is it any wonder there's a break-in?

                Copper; 'Well we can't put a policeman on every street in the town centre'.

                MTT; 'you do during the day when nothing interesting happens'.

                Needless to say, a rather pointless waste of my invoicing time.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
                  Jesus! The entire Swansea is engulfed in a semidigested lentil cloud.
                  FTFY

                  <PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFT!!!>

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      FTFY

                      <PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFT!!!>

                      I haven't been farting significantly today. Much to my chagrin as the room's a bit full at the moment.
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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