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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    You are halving your normal rate for the pleasure of working with MF?
    Yep. That way, I can learn from a true master
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      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      Yep. That way, I can learn from a true master
      Howto punch your project manager?
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        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        Howto punch your project manager?
        Does someone need me to come and punch someone?

        I'm quite good at it you know. Not cheap, but he won't get up for a while.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          Originally posted by MarillionFan
          So let me see....

          We have me an egotistical genius with a large cigar
          And a pedant BI consultant who has halved his rate
          A mad woman in mans clothes & a slightly aggressive ex-boarding school rugby player(who was never confused)

          We just need a large muscular black man who is scared of flying and I think we've got ourselves A Team.
          Shut up, fool.

          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            Feck me.

            Just spent an hour and a half working.

            I'm not paid enough to do that sort of thing you know.

            PIC18F4520 oscillator suddenly starts squegging.

            I'd prefer a nice sine wave.

            Eventually fixed it, I think it was sommat to do with the config bits.

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              Originally posted by MarillionFan
              We just need a large muscular black man who is scared of flying and I think we've got ourselves A Team.

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                And my home made zapper has been playing up.

                No idea why.

                No pulse output, rest of the thing seems to work.

                Switching it off & back on again: no change.

                Changing the batteries (including the one that was leaking): no change.

                Taking the PIC out of the socket & putting it back in: starts working.

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                  Originally posted by MarillionFan
                  So let me see....

                  We have me an egotistical genius with a large cigar
                  And a pedant BI consultant who has halved his rate
                  A mad woman in mans clothes & a slightly aggressive ex-boarding school rugby player(who was never confused)

                  We just need a large muscular black man who is scared of flying and I think we've got ourselves A Team.
                  <pedant>I didn't say I was a BI consultant, I just said that I could do your job!</pedant>
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                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    To work for you? £750 a day.

                    Working from home so we never meet
                    I'm not good at punching but I am good at getting arsey with Bobs. £700 and I'm cutting my own throat.
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                      Originally posted by MarillionFan
                      So let me see....

                      We have me an egotistical genius with a large cigar
                      And a pedant BI consultant who has halved his rate
                      A mad woman in mans clothes & a slightly aggressive ex-boarding school rugby player(who was never confused)

                      We just need a large muscular black man who is scared of flying and I think we've got ourselves A Team.
                      <cough>

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