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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Postmorning all
How are you? How are the Bobs? Are you bored yet?Comment
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eldest has her first real exam today. She was a little bit worried this morning but Im sure she will do fineComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHi MTT
How are you? How are the Bobs? Are you bored yet?
Haven't spoken to Bob yet, not yet bored; still drinking first cup of coffee.
The psycho tech PM is in today so it won't take long before noise is made in the room, the sound of blame bouncing off the walls deafens all around while MTT puts on his best DILLIGAF face.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostBored.
Now.
there we are then.Already?
<sense of déja vu>And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Amsterdam Sloterdijk
Come friendly bombs and fall on Sloterdijk!
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow.
Swarm over, Death!
Come, bombs and blow to smithereens
Those air -conditioned, bright canteens,
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans,
Tinned minds, tinned breath.
Mess up the mess they call a town-
A house for ninety-seven down
And once a week a half a crown
For twenty years.
And get that man with double chin
Who'll always cheat and always win,
Who washes his repulsive skin
In women's tears:
And smash his desk of polished oak
And smash his hands so used to stroke
And stop his boring dirty joke
And make him yell.
But spare the bald young clerks who add
The profits of the stinking cad;
It's not their fault that they are mad,
They've tasted Hell.
It's not their fault they do not know
The birdsong from the radio,
It's not their fault they often go
To Castricum
And talk of sport and makes of cars
In various bogus-Tudor bars
And daren't look up and see the stars
But belch instead.
In labour-saving homes, with care
Their wives frizz out peroxide hair
And dry it in synthetic air
And paint their nails.
Come, friendly bombs and fall on Sloterdijk
To get it ready for the plough.
The cabbages are coming now;
The earth exhales.
(ps, if you've been to Sloterdijk you'll get this, if you haven't been to Sloterdijk, congratulations)And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Morning all.
Missed my train last night by 23.752 seconds.
Ho hum.
Unless I'm on the inside looking out, in which case I enter smug mode and wave.Comment
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