• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

test please delete

Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Can't you go and drol down the lustee's cleavage? Or go and troll in general for a while?
    That'd be a bit difficult, she's not that well blessed.

    I'm so dead if she ever finds this.

    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Are you back at work then?
    I'm back in here in Swansea, if that's what you mean by "work".

    Yesterday I had an esteemed customer arrive just as I was leaving.

    Today: nothing.

    Comment


      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Abridged transcript of steering committee meeting;


      CIO: So MTT, what progress has UAT made today?

      MTT: none at all

      CIO: why?

      MTT: all the test accounts are blocked because they were not delivered correctly after the DBA was replaced by a temporary consultant (read: Bob), even though the DBA gave the temp instructions to set up the accounts

      CIO: what are you doing about it?

      MTT: Today?

      CIO: Yes

      MTT: Your job. I've put together the relevant people from the different teams in your division and got them to share their experience and work together until it's solved

      CIO: why didn't you ask me if you could do that?

      MTT: I asked your PM and he said yes

      CIO: grrr you should consider yourself lucky you don't work for me

      MTT: I do

      CIO: no you don't

      MTT: I do, I consider myself very lucky indeed

      CIO: grrr
      contract ending soon????
      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

      Norrahe's blog

      Comment


        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        contract ending soon????
        Yep, 31 Jan; project is finished anyway, this is about final UAT for some prod changes.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

        Comment


          I have a nasty habit of telling people who clearly don't know what they're doing that they clearly don't know what they're doing. It's less bloodthirsty than eating their livers with fava beans and a nice chianti but it still gets me into trouble from time to time.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

          Comment


            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            That'd be a bit difficult, she's not that well blessed.
            Will you buy her implants for her Birthday? Just make sure thay are not French....

            Comment


              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              I have a nasty habit of telling people who clearly don't know what they're doing that they clearly don't know what they're doing.
              I suffer from the same affliction. Is there any cure?

              When I see a fisherman casting out his line into a dried up riverbed, I wish I could just throw some bread to the ducks.

              Comment


                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Yep, 31 Jan; project is finished anyway, this is about final UAT for some prod changes.
                So are you off to bacon land soon?
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

                Comment


                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  I have a nasty habit of telling people who clearly don't know what they're doing that they clearly don't know what they're doing. It's less bloodthirsty than eating their livers with fava beans and a nice chianti but it still gets me into trouble from time to time.
                  It's fun though
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

                  Comment


                    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                    So are you off to bacon land soon?
                    Maybe; should have a phone interview this week. Not getting excited though, there seem to be some test man gigs around Holland right now.
                    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

                    Comment




                      Byeeee



                      It's been a really tedious day, it must be said.

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X