test please delete

[BrilloPad]

Morning all

[zeitghost]

P.S. It's called afternoon now.

[BrilloPad]

P.S. It's called afternoon now.

I would like to say I am in New York and its still morning - but that would be a total lie....

[norrahe]

Morning all

[Mich the Tester]

This is turning into a classic testing day. Showstopper issue that's happened 3 times before, thus no progress, techies on holiday or sick, MTT to report to steering committee that can't steer a supermarket trolley, never mind a project.

[FiveTimes]

This is turning into a classic testing day. Showstopper issue that's happened 3 times before, thus no progress, techies on holiday or sick, MTT to report to steering committee that can't steer a supermarket trolley, never mind a project.

Kerching

[zeitghost]

Well, here we have it.

The first

Bored.

Now.

of the year.

Hasn't taken long, really

[BrilloPad]

Well, here we have it.

The first

Bored.

Now.

of the year.

Hasn't taken long, really

Can't you go and drol down the lustee's cleavage? Or go and troll in general for a while?

[TheFaQQer]

Well, here we have it.

The first

Bored.

Now.

of the year.

Hasn't taken long, really

Are you back at work then?

[Mich the Tester]

Abridged transcript of steering committee meeting;


CIO: So MTT, what progress has UAT made today?

MTT: none at all

CIO: why?

MTT: all the test accounts are blocked because they were not delivered correctly after the DBA was replaced by a temporary consultant (read: Bob), even though the DBA gave the temp instructions to set up the accounts

CIO: what are you doing about it?

MTT: Today?

CIO: Yes

MTT: Your job. I've put together the relevant people from the different teams in your division and got them to share their experience and work together until it's solved

CIO: why didn't you ask me if you could do that?

MTT: I asked your PM and he said yes

CIO: grrr you should consider yourself lucky you don't work for me

MTT: I do

CIO: no you don't

MTT: I do, I consider myself very lucky indeed

CIO: grrr