I'm back and it was a very nice performance
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It seems I have a bottle of plonk from my pimp waiting for me at home.Comment
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Probably done your eyesight the world of good tooOriginally posted by zeitghost View PostYup.
Been an age now.
Must be nearly 2 years.
So that's about £840 I've saved so far.
Not to mention the cost of all the cds for off line storage.
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It could have been worse. You might have had to put up with your agent's company to get the plonk.Originally posted by norrahe View PostIt seems I have a bottle of plonk from my pimp waiting for me at home.Comment
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Welll they did invite me to dinner in January.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt could have been worse. You might have had to put up with your agent's company to get the plonk.
Unfortunately it's in the ar$e end of nowhere in Amsterdam so a nightmare by public transport.
I think I said I may be washing my hair that evening.Comment
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It's more than I've got from previous pimps. so far this year I've had a bottle o' fizz and this plonk.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIt could have been worse. You might have had to put up with your agent's company to get the plonk.Comment
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Now all I need is this rate rise they keep yammering on aboutOriginally posted by norrahe View PostIt's more than I've got from previous pimps. so far this year I've had a bottle o' fizz and this plonk.
Which aint going to happen as clientco have already set budgets for next yearComment
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clientco is in the process of setting the budgets for next year. There was talk of me stopping for all of 2012. I will wait to see how that pans out.Originally posted by norrahe View PostNow all I need is this rate rise they keep yammering on about
Which aint going to happen as clientco have already set budgets for next yearComment
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A "How do you get a drink out of an agent" joke springs to mind. I've never got anything more than a drunken and debauched (not me!) evening.Originally posted by norrahe View PostIt's more than I've got from previous pimps. so far this year I've had a bottle o' fizz and this plonk.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Well I've had an afternoon playing with some jquery - doing a nice calendar/notice board for a website I host.Comment
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