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    #id
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I hope it's not nuclear energy
    It runs the Big Board for Global Thermonuclear War.

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      #id
      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      If they stuff their little gobs with food, it might be quiet for a few minutes.
      Shortly before the projectile vomiting starts.

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        #id
        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        Unfortunately, both my children seem to like her.
        Bummer.

        But Century!!!

        To make up for it.

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          #id
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          Right, off to show my face.

          They're leaving in 6 minutes and counting



          Peace imminently returning.

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            #id
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Can't lift my bloody arm now.
            Excessive pot noodling again?

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              #id
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              It would be nice for Zeity to have something to read tomorrow anyway. Something that doesn't involve optimistic projects, delusional students or the ex-lustee.


              Guess who was in here earlier.

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                #id
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                What worries me is when posters start TPD'ing over the weekend when they realise that someone has passed their post count.
                I never do that.

                No interweb thingie any more.

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                  #id
                  And here we is again again.

                  Ridiculously warm weather over the weekend.

                  I almost got enthused enough to cut the grass again, but lay down in a darkened room until the urge went away.

                  By which time it was dark.

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                    #id
                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    And here we is again again.

                    Ridiculously warm weather over the weekend.

                    I almost got enthused enough to cut the grass again, but lay down in a darkened room until the urge went away.

                    By which time it was dark.
                    Very sensible.

                    Morning all
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
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                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      And here we is again again.

                      Ridiculously warm weather over the weekend.

                      I almost got enthused enough to cut the grass again, but lay down in a darkened room until the urge went away.

                      By which time it was dark.
                      It was nice and warm yesterday - but ground still too wet for grass cutting. I mowed 2 weeks ago - doubt I will get another go before April.

                      I remember when I was young enough to think of grass in smoking terms rather than mowing terms.

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