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Shortly before the projectile vomiting starts.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIf they stuff their little gobs with food, it might be quiet for a few minutes.
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Bummer.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostUnfortunately, both my children seem to like her.
But Century!!!
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostRight, off to show my face.
They're leaving in 6 minutes and counting


Peace imminently returning.
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Excessive pot noodling again?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostCan't lift my bloody arm now.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostIt would be nice for Zeity to have something to read tomorrow anyway. Something that doesn't involve optimistic projects, delusional students or the ex-lustee.


Guess who was in here earlier.
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I never do that.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostWhat worries me is when posters start TPD'ing over the weekend when they realise that someone has passed their post count.
No interweb thingie any more.
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And here we is again again.
Ridiculously warm weather over the weekend.
I almost got enthused enough to cut the grass again, but lay down in a darkened room until the urge went away.
By which time it was dark.
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Very sensible.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAnd here we is again again.
Ridiculously warm weather over the weekend.
I almost got enthused enough to cut the grass again, but lay down in a darkened room until the urge went away.
By which time it was dark.
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It was nice and warm yesterday - but ground still too wet for grass cutting. I mowed 2 weeks ago - doubt I will get another go before April.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostAnd here we is again again.
Ridiculously warm weather over the weekend.
I almost got enthused enough to cut the grass again, but lay down in a darkened room until the urge went away.
By which time it was dark.
I remember when I was young enough to think of grass in smoking terms rather than mowing terms.Comment
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