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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIt really shouldn't take 10 minutes to return a value, really.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIt really shouldn't take 10 minutes to return a value, really.
Either there are a lot of rows or the system is fcuked. Or both.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIt's still counting.
Either there are a lot of rows or the system is fcuked. Or both.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Here's a question for the client to consider.
You have an existing process which is continually fcuking up the production kit. You have a shiny new version of the process, which your expensive external consultant wrote for you, but hasn't passed testing because you don't know what it is meant to do, or have anyone competent to test it. You have left this completed piece of work for six months since it was completed before testing it.
Would you not be kicking the testing team to get the ****ing thing passed and into production??!?!?!?Comment
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There should be no more than 10000 records in the table, but the duff code has generated several million more.
And nobody wrote anything to purge the data once it was no longer required.
It's currently taking up 44GB of disk spaceComment
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The time has come, the walrus said, to speak of many things.
But mostly about buggering off down the hill in the rain on my way home.Comment
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