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[TheFaQQer]

Watching The Apprentice (US) series 5, while trying to digest the ridiculously hot curry I've just had for tea.

I should have known I'd be in trouble when the guy said "do you want it hot or medium?"

[TheFaQQer]

Medium is obviously local slang for ridiculously hot.

[TheFaQQer]

I knew I should have played it safe. At least now I've crossed it off the menu so I don't make the same mistake again.

[FiveTimes]

Morning

[FiveTimes]

Hotel has been booked for Monday
I've not stopped there before but I will be using the leisure facilities Monday night. Its better than staying in the bar or room

[zeitghost]

Morning all.



I appear to on the way to getting a new lurgie.

[zeitghost]

Strangely enough, it does exactly what they asked it to do.

I didn't manage to predict that five months after delivery, they might want it to do something completely different that had never been thought of or mentioned before

Silly me.

Sheer incompetence in the precognitive mindreading department, I'm afraid.

[zeitghost]

There I was, busily picking ripe pears off the pear tree, wondering gently to myself why the jackdaws hadn't pecked the feck out of them.

Then the alarm went off.

Ho hum.

[zeitghost]

ZeitMater, in an even more unusually demented action, managed to lose my 2nd set of keys.

The one that's got every fecking key to anything at all on it.

After 2 hours, it was found in the knitting bag.



It meant I had to watch the bounteous Beeny twice just to get some sense of what was going on.

[zeitghost]

And for some unknown reason, my next door neighbour reckons I owe her £40.



I suspect that it may have sommat to do with the chimbly repairs back in the "summer".